i found that google was at least able to get the point across. as much as i am loathe to use google, it seems to be better for me in that case.

eh. i stopped using it once i realized that it was doing weird shit to my translation. The person i was communicating with had no idea what i was trying to say. I ended up writing the message myself in the target language, but if I didn’t speak the language, I would have been screwed.

i don’t understand what’s the big deal. we’re humans. humans have hair. whoop dee doo.