minus-squareboughtmysoul@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•I’m lucky to be alive after sustaining ‘car crash injuries’ tripping over my catlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days ago“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.” Don’t ever change, New York Post. linkfedilink
minus-squareboughtmysoul@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·2 days agoRIP to that poor bee :( linkfedilink
“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”
Don’t ever change, New York Post.