Well yeah

Pensions are fucked globally

Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working

Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so

Prepare for fun times

The good thing about this is that everyone who saw the rock movie knows the timing for the boiler room doors so they can easily escape

Come on

And slam

And welcome to the

JAM

I mean, as much as the next thing. We don’t really know what would turn people gay.