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Give them another year or so of “cleansing” and these little popup resistance acts will be gone.

Obedient children that are left will tell you of our leaders great deeds.

I will answer because I hate disinformation.

No, these are NOT quotes. I collected a bunch of other people’s responses when this happened.

Yes, it’s a shame that these could easily be possible today.

Elizabeth Holmes admits she was in control of Theranos

But Ms. Holmes… did you not start this company?

“I swear to god, I was extremely incompetent. I had no clue what I did day in, day out. It’s all just a blur. I’m not even sure why they hired me honestly.”

“Fuck if I know what I did on my years-long coke bender”

“Not only am I a bad judge of who a good employee might be, but I’m also a bad employee. It’s truly the worst situation, Your Honor.”

“I was self-employed and my boss was an incompetent jerk.”

“Seems to be a huge problem in self-employment. I’m self-employed, or was until my asshole boss got in a car accident in my car and somehow blamed the whole thing on me! Fucker is a procrastinator too.”

“I’ve already punished myself with a pay cut.”

“Look no reasonable person would have hired me, thus I’m clearly mentally unwell”

“I’m gonna sue my ass for what I did to me!”

“I am just a low-level CEO, I really just made the coffee.”

“As I said, I was incompetent. I should never have hired me.”

She made the critical error of stealing from rich people