I was chatting about names with my wife and she suggested it. Tried it out, it fit, and now I’m legally stuck with it :3

Yes… because I definitely don’t have those already :3

/checks to make sure wardrobe is closed

Well, truck nuts are a thing, so…

Counterweights :3

You’re right, and thanks, although one label was a lot easier for me to accept than the other!

(This all happened several months ago, btw)

Turns out I was a tamagotchi all along.