The future will absolutely need cultural anthropologists and sociologists to re-form society. Just… uh… ride out the collapse and you’ll be golden. 👍

Step 1: commit a crime.
Step 2: graduate university in prison.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit.

• my attorney has informed me not to comment on step 3, which definitely didn’t include digging up the duffle bag full of money I absolutely did not bury during step 1.