If you’re a transgender man who can get pregnant, I don’t see why you cannot use the HOV lane 🫃

Wouldn’t maternity leave also be sexist with that logic?

I’d assume the company

Depends on the company’s regulations. For example, I think it’s harder to take out a life insurance policy if you’re on death’s door

I didn’t know they renamed it

How is this dangerous? Sounds pretty based.

Wouldn’t you need to take out insurance first

Popemobile

There are other articles here that don’t really read as satire ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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I wish I can gold this

Tbf this is an old article. But still funny.

Now THIS is what I want to see from this community

Fair point. These three aren’t great.

Since when was “fighter jet falls off aircraft carrier” satirical? This stuff does happen occasionally. It’s just an accident.

Most stuff on here belongs on aboringdystopia

Extraordinarily based