FlashMobOfOne

But they won’t let fetuses count toward your tax exemptions.

Honestly hoping he gets ball cancer.

Yeah, that’s true.

But I think we both know that if he caught something he’d still get it treated privately and lie about it publicly, lest his grift be endangered, but I’d love it if he got polio and had to try and keep it quiet.

Our best chance is that he gets one of these diseases that is effectively treatable with a vaccine.

Thing is, even with that, he’d just take the vaccine and proceed to lie about it for profit. His father must be turning over in his grave.

We elected Augustus Gloop, my dude.