Chozo

Print up his name, face, title, and quote on every billboard in Florida. Let them know exactly what sort of people they align themselves with.

You can short-circuit basically anything with exposed contacts and a paper clip. This isn’t specific to Chromebooks.

Pretty much any device with a USB port can be catastrophically short-circuited, because most USB ports are capable of supplying some amount of power. You can even buy “USB Killers”, which look like a thumb drive but will fry the internals of whatever they get plugged into.