Posting I Want to be a Cute Anime Girl almost feels like cheating

  • Smorty [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    woahg bein a grl wud like - change soooo much. lik thads like -… hmmm lemmi think… thads about a 3x increase in qualiti of life i thinks.

    is like - the kindsa thing where u jus like - slowly realize what opens up - - - -

    lik - jus like - woahg.

    • u cn hav reaspnabl frens <3
    • u cn be interpreted as bein reasonbl from the start
    • u dun hav to explain urslelf
    • u dun lik - hav to try n strike balance between what peeps expect n whad u wan
    • u cn jus lik - go a place n be seen as lik - the character u r, n nt that guy whos trying to force his bs body onto u
    • u cn go swimmin! with comf one-piece swimsuit! :o lik - finalli feelin bits safer there…
    uncomf bullet point
    • u cn say “im a grl! <3” without soundin lik som weird awful horni peep who likes thad for his horni. ew.
    • u cn go to the shoppin shop place n get whad u wan without like - feelin uncomf cuz ur the weird one out… or cuz othr peeps be looking weird at u… or cuz u feel false there cuz u kno ur nt real grl… yea! all that stuff wud jus - POOF! - gon. cuz ur a grl! 🏳️‍⚧️👗🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
    • u cn watch my little pony n say “im the target audience” n u wud be right! ~
    • u cn go to FLINTA meetups without feelin… wrong… (is a German thing I think. means: Feminine, Lesbian, Intersex, Non-binary, Transgender, Agender. onli the most comf peeps <3 )
    • u cn dress how u wan without havin to to explain why ur wearin it, cuz ur a grl! grls cn wear whatever they wan, n r not to be questioned! ~ father wud never bat an eye if u were jus magically a grl! <3
    • u cn sit, stand, walk, lie down, all thad, without feelin uncomf… uncomf sloppery meat hangin about, makin u feel pain for no reason
    • u cn finalli watch those cool series ur online frens recommend to u, but hav been puttin off cuz they mek u uncomf ur not them -
    • u cn be pretti lil bakery grl who bakes muffins n shares them with peeps! <3 oh thad be sooo cool!! <3 <3 <3
    • evn when uncomf horni feelins come - u cn jus… be more fine with em, cuz theyr not physically mekin u u comf, harder to walk, n jus… ew lookin ;(
    • u cn hav adult thoughts without feelin incredibli awfulli disgustin n ew for evri thought u hav…
    • u cn walk normlli without feelin need to hide body cuz - ur a grl for peet sake - u got nothin to hide! ur jus - pretti! <3 theres no reason to hide… unless evil peeps… want u… which is bad ;(

    yesyes bein grl wud be such a genuine… callin it “game changer” is an underatatent, so i call it “life changer”.

    yea, lets call it thad.

    bein a grl wud be such a genuine life changer, its crazy. u wud focus mor on future cuz now u get to be a grl in the future! <3 u cn focus on ur health cuz u get to be a healthy grl if u do! <3 <3 <3 u cn learn n get smart, cuz if u do, u r a smart grl! <3 👩👓📖🧠 u cn hav frens, cuz then u r a grl in the fren group! u cn make YouTube videos, cuz then peeps watchin kno, thad ur a grl, cuz of ur voice. ur a cool YouTube grl then! <3 :o

    yis. thad wud be biggest life changer of all time.

    no moni in wrorld would i rather take than dis. no “love ofy life” wud i give up for dis. no. those things crumble in value if i hav to remain a guy as a tradeoff. thads not worth it. onli things i wud trade it for wud be world peace n hungr n stuff.