millennials haven’t lived a single day without nuclear threats, the fuck is he moping on about?
Let me help the dictionary out. It means old man yells at the cloud.
Every day is a day lived nuclear threat as long as pricks like this exist.
It’s weird how the people that have always been against drugs are the people on drugs.
But… Russia makes nuclear threats every other week!
I’m a leftist GenX whose served aboard 3 nuclear submarines, over a 20 year career. Ive slept between ballistic nuclear missiles, on top of torpedoes, mines, and tomahawk missiles early in my career, but later, switched to a standard bed (rack) on the boats…can I reflect and make a fuss?
No. You can be thanked for your service but you cannot protest when your benefits are reduced.
Darth Vader, “I’m altering the deal. Pray that I don’t alter it any further.”
You just know he thought this sounded so fucking cool in his heads before he typed it out.
I refuse to look it up and will just continue to tell myself that this is not a real person. It can’t be.
They’re putting woke in the sky and turnin’ the birds gay!
The duality of republicans. Be scared of Russia nuking us over Ukraine to lick their boot, but also belittle gen z for not living through the cold war, while also starting a cold war with China.
what war with China? last I checked they never threatened China. on the other hand China is always boasting about invading Taiwan and Hong Kong
Welcome back from the coma. The current year is 2025. You will have to look up the word “tariff” because it’s no longer some stupid old timey tax.
mfw
You [adjective] [plural noun] who never lived one day under [adjective] threat can now [verb] upon your [adjective] [noun].
You made quite the [adjective] fuss to save the world from [adjective] [adjective] [noun].
There, now we can all play Mad Libs!
Mad-Cons
I hate how well this works
I’m just waiting for them to start calling oxygen and water woke so they either stop breathing or shrivel up like a sun dried dog turd.
I am a little surprised they haven’t given up water since the “chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay” conspiracy took off.
Did they declare that the chemical doing that was fluoride? Because more and more states are banning that in the water.
“Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopmental disorders, and thyroid disease,” Kennedy wrote in a social media post.
“What does this do to sexual development in children?” Kennedy said. “Nobody knows. We know what it does to frogs.”
Kennedy’s gay-frogs riff was borrowed from an old rant by conspiracy theory maestro and Infowars creator Alex Jones.
There’s a few low quality studies suggesting high concentrations of fluoride can cause some issues with the thyroid. I didn’t look for the rest of the claimed problems, because high concentrations aren’t something you’ll be exposed to in tap water.
I don’t think RFK has the critical thinking skills to interpret a study that finds a correlation between fluoride and whatever issue, especially if he’s quoting a conspiracy theorist to back his agenda
Who needs ChatGPT to make slop when we’ve got right wing clowns?
Now just put them into prison, so you can have them as
slaves“workers”, make them sit 12h in front of the computer and generate garbage for fr-… Shit, this reminds me of something.first part is /s
ChatGOP is coming to take your job, senator
