• SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    No. Just no. You get shit cups of tea from coffee houses because the espresso machine doesn’t dispense boiling water. The water needs to be boiling for black tea.

    Also how do you microwave water? It takes ages to get water to boil in there and can explode. Use a stove if you must, buy a kettle if you can.

    Also if you put a cup, teabag, and milk in the microwave at the same time I will find you, and I won’t just force you to make a good cup of tea I will force you to make a perfect cup of tea that will ressurect the Queen of bloody England!

    The culinary arts of my home country may be shit. But you fuckers make it worse by fucking up the most simple recipies!

    • rockstarmode@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Also how do you microwave water? It takes ages to get water to boil in there and can explode.

      Uh, I don’t use a microwave but this doesn’t sound correct. My wife boils one mug of water in about 2.5 minutes in the microwave. And I’m curious to see a citation for a microwave safe mug (no metal bits or decorations) full of water exploding in the microwave.