I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?
A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.
The previous one he felt, but took for a turd
Nature bats last.
1 meter strong 💪📏
Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
In a two front war. Rest in piss.
My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they’ll slip right in
So you best lube up and brace yourself.
Are you sure this is not The Onion?
David Attenborough: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.
Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?
You’re fine he’s just looking for Henrietta
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Why did he run? That’s like the epitome of fluffy awwww
Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can’t be seen as Snow White :D
Adding this to the time travel list.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.
Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.
Yes officer, this person right here
Mmm… long pork…
Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐
You always were.
You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.
Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.
Speed goat
EXCUSE-ME?!?!!
You’re a bunny, you’re not even exotic meat.
Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her “exotic pet”
Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.
yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.
And he’ll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
